@Shock_Monster: I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight...
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@Donna_McCoy: Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, "I got you a present!"
@ElizaBayne: Just saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a college girl struggling for individuality and freedom from her middle class parents