@Shock_Monster: I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight...
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@Tmoney68: I find it most unfair that the dentist in this neighborhood hands out toothbrushes for Halloween but the pharmacist doesn't hand out drugs.
@DirtMcTurd: If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave
@OneFunnyMummy: The longer you're a parent the harder it is to act excited when people tell you they're pregnant.
@LoneWolfStories: That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk.