@Brianhopecomedy: I know I did a good job dressing my 3 year old when my wife doesn't have to tell everyone she sees that I dressed her.
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@Tommytoughstuff: [job interview] "Under skill it says nicknames?" "You know it Sex Dragon." "Sex Dragon wants to know when you can start?"
@AnkCoupleTO: Smooth Criminal: I use a razor Smoother Criminal: I get laser treatments Smoothest Criminal: *it's just an Asian guy laughing at them both*