@GensPlace: I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up.
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@donni: ME: Can I have the job please INTERVIEWER: I meant, like, questions ABOUT the job ME: Ah, yes. About the job: Can I have it
@sixfootcandy: My husband thinks it's funny how I have nothing to wear until I pack 4 suitcases for a trip.
@shatty48: Some people are looking for the meaning of life. I'm still looking for the meaning of I licky boom boom down.