@Spaziotwat: My wife is terrified of thunderstorms. The banging outside the window is horrendous, but if we let her in she'll just get the dog all wet.

@GoldenSpirals: I hate when I buy new shoes, and I have to learn to drive all over again.

@JJSummertime: If I had 3 wishes I'd spend them on my daughter. Happiness, success and her very own little shithead who refuses to replace the TP roll.

@littlelady899: My cardio is mostly just running out of excuses not to exercise.

@AdderallMomma: I'll huff I'll puff and I'll smoke all of your stuff. -Big Broke Wolf