@AimeeHelene1: *picks out all the marshmallows from your Lucky Charms*
*replaces them with Flintstones vitamins*
You looked a little sickly.
@ficklenuts: [first day of school]
LILY: My mommy named me Lily because she loves lilies.
LUNA: My mommy named me Luna because she loves the moon.
BRANDY and METHANY: We hate this game.
@TheRolo: How many virgins do I get from dying of embarrassment? Does anyone know?
@KyleMcDowell86: [in car]
Wife: Dont tell ur arm story
Me: Im gonna stick to humorous stories 2nite babe
*at party*
AND THAT'S WHEN MY HUMOROUS BROKE IN HALF
@huntigula: [snowman rings doorbell]
Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a "snow blower" and was wondering where I might find one.
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