@TheToddWilliams: I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well.
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@Camel_Crushin: Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible.
@GodDammitDanny: To the guy who just followed me with "Conservative, God-loving, pro-life" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?
@lloydrang: Me: You a good personal trainer? Him: You bet your emotionally distant dad I am. Me: [through tears] Wow, that's personal. You're hired.
@randomlawless: Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember "breast, thighs, moist & hot"