@TurboJellyBean: I know Pluto isn't a planet you moron. Pluto's a dog.
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@philmann: I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun.
@LuvPug: The only thing more annoying than vegans who won't shut up about being vegan is people who aren't vegan who won't shut up about vegans
@trayofcheese: Travel tip: If you’re gonna have a double Bloody Mary at the airport, remember to bring $17,000.
@McGunnersite: We are gathered here today because Somebody "glares at coffin " couldn't stay alive.