@TurboJellyBean: I know Pluto isn't a planet you moron. Pluto's a dog.
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@Tierno158: When I refer to kids as "Snot-dripping, germ-spreading spawns of Satan" I hope you realize I'm not referring specifically to YOUR children.
@djdarrellripley: Her: Sorry I'm late. I just had the most horrific experience. Me: Oh No! Did Dorothy's house fall on you again?
@JoroPotential: Little Orphan Annie's song "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" is a little insensitive to the population of Norway.