@TurboJellyBean: I know Pluto isn't a planet you moron. Pluto's a dog.
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@AbbyHasIssues: I react to seeing a pizza the way most women react when they see a baby. It makes me want another one of my own.
@lovemydogduck: Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like "Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"