@TurboJellyBean: I know Pluto isn't a planet you moron. Pluto's a dog.
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@internetluke: [at dinner party] Me: Excuse me, a bit of an announcement.. Jenny and I are expecting a kid. She is 4 months pregnant. Vegan: I'm vegan