@TurboJellyBean: I know Pluto isn't a planet you moron. Pluto's a dog.
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@meganyyb: Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?
@RobDenBleyker: It's always funny when the flight attendant says "we know you have a choice of airlines" as if free will exists.
@Shanehasabeard: There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's