@chadchaines: I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used
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@NoogsCorner: Guys, check out this cool trick I learned. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that.
@Manda_like_wine: 1000s flocked to NJ to see the Virgin Mary in a tree trunk. But, don't judge them, friends. When was the last time you saw a virgin in NJ?
@TheTweetOfGod: When people say "To be honest...", it means that up to that point they've been lying.