@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos
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@SLorenzen62: Laundry is racist!! Must separate the whites from the colors!! No delicates allowed? Oh, whites get HOT water, everyone else gets cold!
@Sickayduh: [Touring Italy] Guide: Bathroom anyone? Me: I peed at the Tower of Pizza Guide: That's Pisa Me: Sorry. I took a pisa at the Tower of Pizza
@BoomBoomBetty: Me: Is there anyone who is dead to me right now that wants to talk? Him: I’m right here! Me, moving planchette across Ouija board: I M S O R R Y Him: That’s not what I said Me, moving planchete: I W A S W R O N G