@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos
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@kerihw: Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window.
@dafloydsta: [asking a girl out] ME: So do you have a dog? HER: Yes, I do. She's very playful. ME: *nervously* Do you know if she's busy later?
@2tickytacky: If mobile wallets do away with credit cards, they'll need to come up with an app that can scrape my windshield.