@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos
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@TheAlexNevil: If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive.
@Tommytoughstuff: [Hardware store] ME: I'll take one of those giant forks. WORKER: That's a rake. ME: I'm gonna eat so much spaghetti with that thing.