@Lisa_Laughs_: I know two wrongs don't make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I'm like on 756.
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@mortimermaiden: [science fair] Kid: I made a volcano! Judge: *trampling children* EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
@Try2StopME: I wrote to the Bank: "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"
@_correctomundo: I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex.