@WilliamAder: I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me.
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@burntmybagel: Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life.
@Marcmywords2: Tequila doesn't make me drunk and disorderly, it just seems that way, cuz Police Reports are all written by cops.
@causticbob: Someone recently asked me, "What blood type are you?".. I said , "The red runny type".
@KentWGraham: Given the American diet, don’t you think we’d have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?