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@bostongal12: I KNOW WHO TWEETED THAT!
-Me when reading ecards on Facebook
@caseytduncan: I traced the call. It was phone-shaped.
@cloudypianos: "someday this will all be yours" I say to my dogs, waving my arms wildly across a half empty plate of mexican food
@deardilettante: I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger.
@jonnysun: *sees a fly*
*trying to swat fly*
well if ur gona stay at least pay rent lol
FLY: *hands me a tiny check*
ME: wat the
@batkaren: Ghostbusters (1984): A large, jovial marshmallow sailor is burned alive amid the crossfire btwn humans and ethereal beings.