@fillthevacuum: I know you didn't sneeze. I said "God bless you" because your baby is ugly.
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@WilliamAder: There should be a "Life of Pi" TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week.
@motrboatr: Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick.
@_TeaChap: I went on a date last night!nIt went really well...up until the moment the couple realized I was following them & promptly called the cops.