@fillthevacuum: I know you didn't sneeze. I said "God bless you" because your baby is ugly.
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@DirtMcTurd: Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. Its a nice way to let her know I love her and also that were out of napkins
@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.