@KiayaFaye: I know you seen me continuously push the "close doors" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it's just awkward
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@TheRealRHB: Whoever first said "No news is good news" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days
@QueefTornado: Wife was feeling kinky last night so she got naked and I tied her to the headboard, then me and my buddy ordered pizza and played X-Box.
@MableGertrude: Oh, so you make the bed everyday...I suppose you're also the type of snob that folds your clothes and puts them in "drawers."