@KiayaFaye: I know you seen me continuously push the "close doors" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it's just awkward
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@Donna_McCoy: My coworkers have such cute nicknames for me, like "The one who eats all the donuts" and "Don't tell her there's pizza in the kitchen".
@DecantAndPour: I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge just in case anyone wants a black coffee.
@_Bad_Karma: HR says I'm no longer allowed to use Batman-style smoke bombs to sneak out of meetings because of some Health and Safety bullshit