@justincousson: "I know you! You were one of the bad guys in Titanic!" I yelled at the ocean, who ignored me like most celebrities.
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@shkeeber: "Knock knock" Who's there? "Russia" Russia who? "Get out of the house. I live here now."
@Stabby_smurf: Let's say weed does make me dumber. Then you should be thanking me for levelling the playing field.
@Femi_17: Can I call you? Crush: Yes Errm, I called but you didn't pick Crush: I said you could call, I never said I'd pick up