@justincousson: "I know you! You were one of the bad guys in Titanic!" I yelled at the ocean, who ignored me like most celebrities.
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@Robski_Boy: Might see you guys in 15-25yrs. Weekend with my folks & it's only a matter of time before I snap.
@shegotagronk: I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying "gracias" at Mexican restaurants.
@SuitableHolmes: Do you know where my mexican hat is? - It's somewhere bro.. Fine...a sombrero, but what I'm asking is have you seen it?
@putyoursisterd1: "If I let them stay up late on Friday night, we can sleep in Saturday morning!" -a strategy that has never worked for any parent, ever.