@That_Damn_Duck: I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times.
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@SkinnerSteven: I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat
@michael_raphone: Actually, the past tense is 'hanged' as in 'he hanged himself'. Sorry about your dad, though
@daemonic3: Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation.
@PinkCamoTO: There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook.