@DeanOkay: I learned mathematical fractions from a drug dealer. He said if I don't pay $4,000 in 7 days, I'll lose 3 fingers.
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@NicCageMatch: The rats outside my apartment building are getting very bold. One of them just asked me for my number.
@GoldenSpirals: I'm not positive, but I think when you say you're "over" something, YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
@ElKnuckelhombre: I just spent ten minutes waving back to a guy in a storefront window before I realized he was just cleaning the glass.