@DranoRaul: I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
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@Freudianscript: People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.
@david8hughes: "You're in no position to be making demands." [does a handstand] "Company helicopter & 2 months extra vacation." "Fair enough.
@hippieswordfish: ME: help someone caught my wife in a big net 911: where M: between 2 trees in our yard 911:a hammock? M: idk what his name is just send help