@Soo_Scandalouss: I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand..
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@TheDreamGhoul: The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this.
@Ndeshi_M: Colleague: Quick, the boss is on her way! Me: That’s weird I swear that I didn’t hear her broomstick!
@DothTheDoth: If a demon ever tried to possess me my first thought would be: enjoy that debilitating anxiety my dude.
@jwoodham: You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird.