@Soo_Scandalouss: I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand..
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@Glittery_Love: I need your fingers, rubbing me hard, circling around my red swollen ...mosquito bite. What did YOU think I'm talking about? Weirdos!!
@Xalqee: If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
@TheThryll: You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss.
@handokotjung: How to be happier: 1. Exercise 2. Lift weight 3. When you've become stronger due to those exercises, smack the person who made you unhappy.