@Chocovania: I leave the interview room as I entered it, karate chopping air and unemployed.
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@TheAlexNevil: I've made friends on Twitter I never would've met in real life, and I wouldn't trade them for anything less than $200.
@ShortWhiteNUgly: I make my children listen to people like Pink Floyd and Bob Marley so they learn the difference between Chris Brown and music.
@AnOrangeSNES: Barista: Name? Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink* *Time passes* Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar
@TarzanFeathers: Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks. Nine months if things go really wrong.