@SomthinBoutSara: I left my phone at home and had no idea what to do with my hands while I drove
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@robrouse: Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed "we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."
@LoriGallucci: "Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?" "No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"
@nuttywhippet: Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude
@shawnspree: I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital.