@obviousplant_: I left some new office rules in the break room of an office I don’t work at...
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@petemandik: I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe.
@iscoff: Remember, don't stoop to their level. If someone is murdering you, tell them their knife is cool and they're good at stabbing. Be nice
@Reverend_Scott: Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.
@wettbutt: *wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice