@maebemarbles: *holds flashlight under chin*
"...and then the typo appears, AFTER you hit send!!"
*everyone screams in horror*
@pmclellan: To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
@TheAlexNevil: Fortune Cookie:
For healthy looking skin, don't get eaten by a bear.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: If I got arrested I'd ask for one tweet instead of a phone call because none of my friends answer their goddamn phones.
@Hormonella: "I love this song!"
"This is my favorite song!"
"I love this song!"
"No, THIS is my favorite song!"
~ Me, listening to my own playlist
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