@iGreenMonk: I left the womb for this?
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@rolldiggity: MEDIC: "Put pressure on the wound!" ME: "Hey, wound! All the cool kids are drinking and you should too!"
@Doc_Jyoti: Women's Magazines: Pg 1. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are Pg 2. How to lose 20kg in 10 days.
@lloydrang: Parents who say they love their children unconditionally have obviously never had a kid choose tuba as their band instrument.