@tweetsvisual: I like a good strong woman. But I prefer them not to be named Olga and bench press me in front of my friends.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Let's be honest, murdering someone before coffee would be pretty lackluster. I'd probably be too tired to even get the job done.
@hippieswordfish: *swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*
@rad_milk: awkardly looking around the applebees bar & grill for my tidner date whose profile picture is waluigi