@goofyrice: I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
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@NikiWithIssues: I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
@singwithTaffy: Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon
@thenatewolf: *Interrogation room w/ murderer* I'd start talking, my partner isn't so nice... *From under the table I raise a puppet dressed as a cop*