@Humor_Fetish: I like dating chicks with kids, because snacks
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@HomeProbably: I hate it when I'm by the window and make eye contact with someone outside, so I understand why this lady is shocked to see me up a tree.
@NikiWithIssues: A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body.
@Roweboat13G: I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
@SoulYodeler: Yes I am 45, male and love cats. Recently I posted a selfie. It could be worse though, right? Hello?