@Mikecanrant: I like having fun with strangers in elevators by slowly moving my finger towards the emergency stop button while maintaining eye contact.
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@TashyP_: Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it's probably just as well real lightsabers aren't available yet.
@WheelTod: [First Date] Me: “I’m afraid I don't trust myself around you” Her (flirtatiously): “Oh, stop it” Me: “I bought a laptop on your credit card while you were in the bathroom.”
@SortaBad: [babysitting] Ok well sorry I threw all your kid's toys into the ocean but maybe next time be more clear if you suggest we have a tea party