@direlog: i like how at the end of old movies it says ‘the end’ so you arent horrorstruck by the thought of a fictional universe persisting unobserved
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@slimmy_shady: I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other.
@juliussharpe: I believe in a woman's right to choose, except when it comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight.
@Douchekevin: This hangover feels like the kids lunches are going to be a brown paper bag with a handful of change, and a note that says 'buy something'.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: My mom (seriously) asked if my friend's brother "still had down syndrome." No mother, he walked it off.