@CtotheASS: "Here's your cup of Joe" - Joe at the sperm bank
@Sassafrantz: teen son: 'cause the boyz n the hood are always hard /u come talkin that trash we'll pull your card
mom: take out the trash & mow the yard.
@Darlainky: Like most major sports injuries, almost all Rock, Paper, Scissors injuries occur because of insufficient stretching before the match.
@sirchutney: Just finished reading a book on Stockholm Syndrome.
I really didn't like the first couple of chapters, but by the end I loved it.
@RobbieGramer: Trumps’ “VOICE” Hotline set up for people to report on crime from illegal aliens was reportedly overloaded with calls about space aliens
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