@dubstep4dads: i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed
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@trentistweeting: [turning off Shrek 2] well, i'd say that movie was shrekcellent! "trent, 1 more shrek pun and i'm divorcing you." oh karen, don't ogre-react
@ChickenFrecklez: Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children.
@slimmy_shady: 20% of traffic accidents involve deer.Who allowed deer to drive in the first place?