@SortaBad: I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.
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@joeljeffrey: Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve.
@Pat_Bren: Hey, Sean Bean, it's either pronounced Shaun Baun or Seen Bean. You can't have it both ways.
@usermcuserface: Tonight we dine in hell! (Dies in battle) Hi, Take a seat in the booth with the 3 vegans. Your beets and kale will be out soon. Oh shit...
@djdarrellripley: My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo.