@SortaBad: I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.
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@EndhooS: *Bursts into bank* Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY. HANDS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bank clerk: No that's clearly a shotgun 2nd robber: OOOH SNAP!
@robyn_vo: Dad: HEY come here, did you go to school with this guy on tv? Me: Dad, that's Spongebob Squarepants Dad: Must've been in your sister's class
@leshnevsky: If the chameleons did their work better, we would not know about the existence of chameleons.