@SortaBad: I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.
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@secondofhername: Friend: I'm about to appear in court. Me: Best of luck! Kill it!! Friend:...not exactly the best phrase to use in a medical negligence case.
@dlockw21: Cashier: Going snorkeling huh? Me: Yeah. Should be fun. Cashier: Watch out for sea snakes. Me: Hi, I'd like to return these.
@LizHackett: On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking.