@SortaBad: I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.
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@juliussharpe: Watching "Wizard of Oz". I'd forgotten how the neighbor wants to kill Toto and Auntie Em and Uncle Henry were fine with it. Family fun!
@seamussaid: dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them "queues"
@fart: btw, my linkedin endorsements for "Dreamweaver" are for me singing the song Dreamweaver and not for using that software
@amfmpm: dry skin? flaky scalp? discoloration? scaling? tongue bifurcating all by itself? hissing? legs fusing together? recently evicted a gypsy?