@SortaBad: I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@rickolantern: Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn
@katy_baybay: I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through Columbia behind a donkey.
@RalstonReports: Good news, everyone. I was robbed last night. But I confronted the robber and he agreed to set up a joint robbery task force with me.