@bazecraze: I like how we say "vegan" now instead of "eating disorder".
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Brampersandon_:  ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader
@SkipsAhoi: I've had to walk past this monstrosity every day for the last few weeks and it's really taking a toll.
@fro_vo: Date: any pets? Me: a pet rock D: lol at least u don’t have to housetrain it Me: *flashback to piles of pebbles all over my house* haha yeah