@Tetley6969: I like it when my kids are old enough to drink out of the toilet on their own. That way I don't have to get out of bed to get them a drink.
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@ScottLinnen: "Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."
@CoolHegel: "This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
@Real_Dick_Head: When you wave your hand under automatic soap dispenser for 45 seconds and nothing, then it dispenses the minute you switch to the next one.