@Underchilde: I like long walks on the beach and lying about being married.
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@specialsquid: "Hi, my name is Gary and I'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store."
@DillDoes: *throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright
@ChristianPlante: Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building.