@Underchilde: I like long walks on the beach and lying about being married.
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@GoldenSpirals: Why do they call it a "shit-eating grin"? I don't think I'd be smiling if I was eating shit.
@ilovepie84: "Sure the Decepticons are trying to kill us, but at least the price of fuel is reasonable" -Optimistic Prime.
@slimmy_shady: Almost arrived at work when my kid asked "Where're we going?" Who the hell did I just drop off at school?!
@trevso_electric: That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you.