@Nahdude83: I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course.
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@ibid78: After I undress you with my eyes I redress you with my eyes because it's still January so it's super cold out and I have considerate eyes.
@rachelle_mandik: "Actually I have a lot of secs" is apparently not the right answer to "Do you have a sec?"
@DanielRCarrillo: Having pets adds 5 years to your life. Have thousands of pets, never stop owning pets. Become immortal. Laugh as your foes grow old and die
@hippieswordfish: *swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*