@Nahdude83: I like making babies... Unsuccessfully, of course.
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@rockymomax: ME: someone stole my credit card number BANK: why would they spend $187 at a hot dog stand? ME: [hangs head in shame] that wasn't them
@ericacanrant: If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies.
@scorpicpanda: I'm gonna covet you. I am gonna covet you so hard. I am gonna covet the holy living shit outta you. C'mere.