@sammyrhodes: I like my Facebook messages like my Fast & Furious movies: unseen.
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@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher.
@WittySassBasket: If I had all the money, I would pay people to sneak up behind you and blast a bullhorn right before you hit send on a political tweet.
@Derrick_Snyder: Twitter: What do our users want? Users: An edit button and relief from spam/abuse. Twitter: Novella-length Tweets it is!
@OctopusCavemann: Me: Thanks so much for the edible arrangement GF: I sent you a dozen roses Me: oh GF: There’s a lot of blood coming out of your mouth