@sammyrhodes: I like my Facebook messages like my Fast & Furious movies: unseen.
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@rachelle_mandik: "Actually I have a lot of secs" is apparently not the right answer to "Do you have a sec?"
@EricBedner: "Bye, losers." *puts on motorcycle helmet and sunglasses* *rides unicycle into an elevator* "Can you push the button for the lobby please."
@hipstermermaid: "The Shining" is my favorite documentary about what happens when you don't have an Internet connection.