@serialstealer: I like my men how I like my cheesecake, rich and straight to my behind.
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@Adam_Kingsnorth: Why do they say "character actress"? Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?
@shkeeber: I may not be the sharpest sandwich in the tree, but put my pants on one sleeve at a time just like you. Do you have any cookies?
@UNTRESOR: "How did you sleep?" "On my back, mostly. At one point I tried to climb into my dryer but I couldn't fit."
@amishschool: Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I'm estimating.