@Marl_TheBean: I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working
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@Staggfilms: STARBUCKS BARISTA: I got a latte here for *squinting* Catheter Zebra Jokes? CATHERINE ZETA-JONES: *sigh* That’s gotta be mine— CATHETER ZEBRA JOKES: Hey not so fast, lady.
@SondraDeeMe: By the nervous look on his face I thought my boyfriend had an engagement ring hidden in his hand but it was just a stranger's bra. Whew.