@cogentanalysis: I like my men like I like my coffee: encouraging my bowel movements
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@JanineEB4: Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!
@Brianhopecomedy: I'm teaching my 2 year old about currency so I can figure out what coin she just swallowed.
@rage_chaos: You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.