@katy_baybay: I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through Columbia behind a donkey.
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@BoozeWallet: [Mesozoic era] God: if u can't spell ur name you're going extinct Jellyfish: seems fair Pterodactyl: [to Brachiosaurus] this is bullshit
@weinerdog4life: No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it.
@mostlydelirious: Phone just autocorrected "your" to "yore" in case thou wouldst think I'm smarter than thee.
@shkeeber: I've been standing in IKEA with a lamp shade on my head for 3 days, hiding from the cops.