@adamallday: I like my meth labs like I like my girlfriends: highly unstable and locked in my basement.
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@Halbeerz: After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies
@corinnemlwsw: Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention.
@mlccm: Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday.