@aspaul: I like my sentences like I like my women: awkward but with good colon usage and regular periods.
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@bridger_w: When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost
@qwajo_jnr: You know that moment when you close a cupboard and hear something fall? That's the sound of someone else's problem
@peachgrenade: A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower