@TEXASVETERAN: I like my women how I like my government: open and unprotected.
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@dubiousrhetoric: Preowned Jaguar for sale. Beloved family member, excellent shape. Wife forced me to put her up for sale after she (the jaguar) ate the kids.
@bonehugsnirony: Being goth is hard. The curse on your boss is not working. Ravens are impossible to train. Deodorant marks on your black clothes. Ugh.
@WilliamAder: I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me.