@TEXASVETERAN: I like my women how I like my government: open and unprotected.
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@Xoolun: Went to the gym and asked the trainer. Could you help me do splits? Trainer: Sure How flexible are you? Me: I can only do Thursday.
@UncleDuke1969: *climbs into windowless van* *puts on "Free Hugs" t-shirt* *heads out to make new friends* *fails* *waits for lawyer in windowless room*
@NikiWithIssues: A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body.