@TEXASVETERAN: I like my women how I like my government: open and unprotected.
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@Jeffro_: I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over.
@ComedicBust: As the house burned down, my wife asked me to grab the photos, but she didn't say our wedding ones. Anyway, here's my dog and I wearing hats