@FeelNutts: I like my women like I like my cigarettes, slowly killing me in packs of 20 or more
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@PhilLaysheO: Just left a note on the ex's car saying "I STILL LOVE YOU" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep.
@Jackson5toLife: Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
@KyleMcDowell86: SORRY I REPLACED EVERYTHING IN YOUR FIRST AID KIT WITH BAGS OF BEEF JERKY YOU MIGHT BE MAD NOW BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER
@Michael1979: New poster I stuck up at my local train station. I'm looking forward to catching up with everyone.