@FeelNutts: I like my women like I like my cigarettes, slowly killing me in packs of 20 or more
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@Bluestmoon_: My neighbors wifi isn't working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?
@DaHess1: A bunch of religious accounts are following me so I can only assume I'm the subject of a monthly sermon series.
@TheToddWilliams: Girl: I love Medieval Art Boy: Who doesn't? There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence?
@Tharin_P: Brain: he must study-how? *Hormones raise hand* H: we could hit him with pimples, kill the social life? B: *whispers* It's for his own good.