@Ristolable: I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it
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@rachaelkelly18: The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today
@miffedmim:  The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio. Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most.
@Shock_Monster: Why do Asian people never seem to age? I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.