@Ristolable: I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it
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@FattMernandez: I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls.
@ilovepie84: Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You're welcome.
@Kyle_Lippert: My girlfriend told me that it was either her or my Meatloaf discography. I told her I would do anything for love, but I can't do that.