@SkinnerSteven: I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat
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@mellimelle: Find a penny, pick it up. All day long you'll wtf, that thing is filthy. Wash your hands immediately.
@ShortSleeveSuit: ME: have you seen my briefcase? HIM: I found it and turned it into the front desk ME: dammit man how am I gonna carry that home now?