@QueefTornado: I like my women like I like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap.
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@envydatropic: Surround yourself with people who will groom your eyebrows should you ever become comatose
@notacroc: Me: my grandfather was George Washington Date: don't you mean your great great great great great great grandfather Me: i mean he was okay