@QueefTornado: I like my women like I like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@sammyrhodes: I don't speak button, but if I could I'm pretty sure the button on my jeans is saying, "Aaaaah! Help me!" right now.
@BradBroaddus: It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window.