@QueefTornado: I like my women like I like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap.
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@bourgeoisalien: My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson.
@Cherbearxo: I promised my trainer that I'd set a gym schedule I would commit to regularly. So, now every time there's a lunar eclipse I work out.
@Rlpihl: u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith
@kimmie_1980: Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger.