@QueefTornado: I like my women like I like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap.
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@bombfunk75: Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip
@mindintheshadow: My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while.
@seantgreen: One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends.
@sucittaM: I hate when I'm in line for the bathroom and someone asks if I'm in line, like I look like a dude who just waits outside of bathrooms.