@cervixsmash: I like my women with curves. Lots and lots of curves. In a sort of spiral shape, maybe with ketchup. Curly fries. I like curly fries
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@goldengateblond: The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster.
@HighOnDrunk: I don't mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just ridiculous!
@AndyRichter: In all honesty, my new dating service, "Well You're Not So Great Yourself" hasn't really taken off like I'd hoped.