@OutrageousM: I like playing with my dog when I'm high. Because I don't have one when I'm sober.
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@iwearaonesie: me: they're having a special, buy 3 dvds get 1 free wife: so why do you have 4 space jam's? me: ...because it's buy 3 get 1 free
@moose_chocolate: "Sobbing" autocorrected to "throbbing" and now my attempt at showing my sensitive side has taken a very different direction.
@TheBlessMess: My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture.
@shwebby2: Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product