@iGreenBabe: I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.
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@moose_chocolate: "Carrie" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder.
@vineyille: Trapped in a crevice. “Go on boy, get help.” The dog chews off my one free arm. “Ok yeah bring that back to town I guess”
@murrman5: *sniffs date's hair* [later on in ambulance] "no, it's my fault for not mentioning I'm allergic to japanese cherry blossoms"