@iGreenBabe: I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.
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@SamGrittner: If someone starts talking to you, easily get out of the conversation by nodding while climbing the nearest tree.
@tarashoe: ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head
@jctwritesstuff: [Command Center] *opens map* *traces route* *marks intercept point* *drives* *waits* *target arrives *tackles* Liquor Delivery Guy: Again?