@iGreenBabe: I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.
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@WyanRilson: The hardest part of potty training my puppy is shitting outside with him so he can learn how to
@colsonwhitehead: Saw lady reading my book & was gonna say hi but I'm wearing the same shirt as in author photo & didn't want her to think I only had 1 shirt.