@iGreenBabe: I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.
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@Breadery: I taught my daughter to whistle a few days ago and now I'm teaching her that whistling can lead to adoption.
@Darlainky: I'm ashamed how many times Google's had to correct my spelling. Yes Google, I meant Shih Tzu not shits zoo.
@thatdutchperson: [Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] "The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."