@hayes_t_r: I like telling people I'm 4 months pregnant so they'll tell me how great I look.
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@MooseAllain: A cropped version of my wind turbines cartoon seems to be doing the rounds. It’s by me, if you see it.
@TheEllenShow: I love the Olympics #OpeningCeremony. It reminds me of that time I had to run to the creek when my sleeve caught on fire.
@Gre_Gone: (scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait.