@hayes_t_r: I like telling people I'm 4 months pregnant so they'll tell me how great I look.
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@TheCatWhisprer: I hate when I think there's an open parking space and then I have to run over a motorcycle.
@NewYorker: A cartoon by Sam Gross from 1998, in honor of our 90th Anniversary Book of Cartoons:
@DaddyJew: 6: can u get me a drink? Me: no, you're 6yo. You can get your own drink 6: fine *goes to fridge Me: while ur there can u grab me a beer?