@Ristolable: I like telling people to "grow up" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say "Took my advice I see"
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@causticbob: I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point. She turned around and found out I was walking her home.
@refinedrednec: Back up so I can take your picture. Further More. Keep going. A little bit more distance. Drop off the Earth. Perfect.